It was announced yesterday that Donald Trump has fired Attorney General Pam Bondi.
In related news, confidential sources have reported that when Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth heard about this, he did his best Veruca Salt impression, screaming "Daddy, I want to fire somebody too!"
In fairness to President Trump, he tried his best to say no, but quickly caved when Hegseth broke into a rendition of I Want it Now, complete with a flash mob band that somehow magically appeared out of thin air. The report goes on to quote Trump as saying "When Little Petey breaks into song like that, I'm just powerless. Of course I had to let him fire someone," which led to the immediate dismissal of Army Chief of Staff, General Randy George.
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