In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bit of a smart-@$$. I have a knack for twisted wordsmithing, such tweaking song lyrics like Weird Al (though definitely not as good) or news headlines, like SNL.
Today, I saw an ad on the internet titled How to cut your nighttime bathroom trips in half. I thought, "Well hell, since I average about one trip per night, that means I'd be doing 1/2 trip per night. The only way to accomplish that is to only make it halfway before doing the deed. Sounds messy. Oh, I get it! I'm supposed to put a bucket at the halfway mark."
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