Haikus

Last night I spent the evening bonding with my younger daughter. We did this by texting Haikus back and forth. It was part conversation, part poetry, all fun. With this in mind, I figured I'd post a few of my writings. Most of these Haikus came to mind during the night, after the Haiku text-a-thon with my daughter.

Lambs

Lotion on its skin

Or it gets the hose again

I don't want to die

Addict

Doobie cigarette

A fifth of Jim Beam whiskey

Time to overdose

Club

Two important rules

You don't talk about Fight Club

Don't talk about it

Floyd

Impenetrable

Bloodied fists pound at brick walls

The judge is an ass

Ozzy

John Michael Osbourne

Ozzy to the world at large

Metal Godfather

Grandson

Jameson Louis

Cutest boy in the whole world

Nothing like his dad

Daughter

She's a horse's ass

Doesn't know what respect means

Cute as a button

Religion

Puppies and rainbows

Are proof of God's love for us

Satan gave us sex

Poetry

Haikus are easy

A few syllables of thought

Nothing to it man