Employee's Day

Yesterday was boss's day. What the fuck's up with that? Where did it come from and what kind of suck-ass thought it up? As if we're not essentially required to be polite to our bosses lest they fire us or give us crappy assignments, we're supposed to buy them a token card or gift as well? Hello!! We're the ones in the trenches, making them look good to their superiors on a daily basis. They should be buying us tokens of appreciation. (Free food is always good.)

And then there's Secretaries' Day Administrative Professionals' Day, where everyone is lavishing praise on people who already tend to throw their boss's weight around as if it were their own. WTF?!? When are the rest of us going to get a day of our own? And don't try to tell me that we get Labor Day, because the boss and his illustrious secretary get that one too. We work harder than the bosses and their assistants, when are we going to get a day?