My older daughter forgot to empty her pockets before tossing her jeans in the hamper...
Several days later, I washed a load of clothes. As I pulled the laundry out of the dryer, I discovered the contents of her pockets... specifically, I found lipstick stains all over our clothes. No amount of relaundering helped lighten or remove the stains.
Fortunately, there were no good clothes in that load. But there is a stain on a pair of my boxer briefs that look eerily similar to the kind of stain that would be caused by a "feminine accident."
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dude, if that's all you found in her pocket, you're doin pretty good
... doin' good... Yeah... until Mrs. Evan notices things and asks why there's lipstick on my skivvies.
...Upon returning from the strip club, Evan thought of a masterful excuse for the lipstick all over his clothes...now if he could only convince Mrs Evan that 'Ms. Dixie Voom', the tattoo portrait of whom took up most of his right butt-cheek was actually an old transvestite army buddy, he was golden
MARINE buddy, you Dumb@$$ :)
Pfft, like what branch of the military Ms. Dixie Voom is in is your biggest problem anyway.
Maybe you should have though twice about the tattoo instead of cooking up this complicated story.
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