Fresh Fish

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My wife brought home some fresh fish the other night. If you've got any imagination at all, you can see exactly why I posted the pic.

I also posted the pic on flickr, adding a comment asking if I'm the only one who thinks this is so phallic that it's almost pornographic. A flickr member rightly said, "No it's not phallic, I see orifices." My question to you, wise and educated readers, is "What's the correct term for the female version of phallic?" The first person to come up with the correct answer will get to rename this picture and blog entry. One restriction: Nothing too obscene.