Bad Poetry

I've recently started reading The Hatemonger's Quarterly, which is sponsoring its Fourth Annual Horrible College-Student Poetry Competition. I may not be a college student, but I'm certainly not a poet. With this in mind, I have deftly crafted my, um, submission for the contest. Yes, that's the title of this little ode.

Submission

I'm a bad, bad poet,
A dirty, dirty, writer.
Please spank from me
My delusion of adequacy.

What do you think? Can I win?